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Bacon roses and peep sushi! nom nom nom…
When you take a glance at this photo, tell me you don’t see a woman attempting to be a man. maybe a young ellen degeneres. after all, spencer did date heidi montag–it sort of makes sense in some sick, logical way.
I’d personally like to congratulate #TigerWoods on this nasty piece of ass. Well done! I also heard he paid this woman, along with another woman, $2,000 each for a one-night threesome. Hoorah!
meg griffin in the flesh! its a sad day for fathers everywhere
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His face is rather appropriate—because Pete has been arrested. Again.
The French Canadian
A poutine sandwich with french toast buns topped with maple syrup.
(Submitted by Jordan Elgie)
would it really be all that bad if i actually wanted one of these? ugh…
Canadian Calzone
Poutine (fries, cheese & brown gravy) cooked inside a calzone and deep fried.
(submitted by Caoer Jess)
I will never get an erection again.
(Submitted by Taylor Y.)
Update: I originally posted this because I thought it was Donatella Versace. Turns out this isn’t her, but an Italian countess often mistaken for her by the paparazzi, according to Gawker. I don’t want to alarm anybody, but this means there’s now TWO Bacon Monster with Implants out there. I’ll be under my bed—not getting erections.
Doughnut Upside Down Cake
A bed of brown sugar and butter topped by a layer of 12 mini doughnuts baked inside of cake mix and topped with heavy whipping cream and brown sugar.
(submitted by Sal via CakeSpy)
McDonald’s Holiday Pie
Custard baked in a confetti cake batter pocket.
(via tannersveen)
Spam Wontons
Mushroom stuffed with Spam, mayo and garlic, wrapped in a wonton skin and deep fried.
(Submitted by Clara Chung)
