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Huge Ice Island Could Pose Threat To Oil, Shipping

Apparently the seas could be rising about 20ft soon. A 100-square- mile island made of ice has broken off from Greenland, and is floating across the Atlantic. And it may wreak havoc.

An island of ice more than four times the size of Manhattan is drifting across the Arctic Ocean after breaking off from a glacier in Greenland.

Potentially in the path of this unstoppable giant are oil platforms and shipping lanes – and any collision could do untold damage. In a worst case scenario, large chunks could reach the heavily trafficked waters where another Greenland iceberg sank the Titanic in 1912.

It’s been a summer of near biblical climatic havoc across the planet, with wildfires, heat and smog in Russia and killer floods in Asia. But the moment the Petermann glacier cracked last week – creating the biggest Arctic ice island in half a century – may symbolize a warming world like no other.

“It’s so big that you can’t prevent it from drifting. You can’t stop it,” said Jon-Ove Methlie Hagen, a glaciologist at the University of Oslo.

My favorite comment thus far? U.S. Rep. Edward Markey of Massachusetts suggesting it could “serve as a home for climate change skeptics.” Ha! Brilliant.

Oil Dispersant Making Way Into Foodchain

See the image below? Crab larvae. See the little yellow blobs? Oil and dispersant mixture. I would like to personally thank BP for their help on this one. Much appreciated. Read on for more praise.

Crab Larvae

Scientists have found signs of an oil-and-dispersant mix under the shells of tiny blue crab larvae in the Gulf of Mexico, the first clear indication that the unprecedented use of dispersants in the BP oil spill has broken up the oil into toxic droplets so tiny that they can easily enter the foodchain.

Marine biologists started finding orange blobs under the translucent shells of crab larvae in May, and have continued to find them “in almost all” of the larvae they collect, all the way from Grand Isle, Louisiana, to Pensacola, Fla. — more than 300 miles of coastline — said Harriet Perry, a biologist with the University of Southern Mississippi’s Gulf Coast Research Laboratory.

And now, a team of researchers from Tulane University using infrared spectrometry to determine the chemical makeup of the blobs has detected the signature for Corexit, the dispersant BP used so widely in the Deepwater Horizon.

Global Warming is Our Failure

Joe Romm, the climateprogress.org blogger, once said: The best thing about improvements in health care is that all the climate-change deniers are now going to live long enough to see how wrong they were.

I’d just like to note that now China is light years ahead of the U.S. in climate change legislation. Great work senators.

Sarah Palin Blames Environmentalists For Gulf Oil Disaster

With [environmentalists'] nonsensical efforts to lock up safer drilling areas, all you’re doing is outsourcing energy development, which makes us more controlled by foreign countries, less safe, and less prosperous on a dirtier planet. Your hypocrisy is showing. You’re not preventing environmental hazards; you’re outsourcing them and making drilling more dangerous.

Extreme deep water drilling is not the preferred choice to meet our country’s energy needs, but your protests and lawsuits and lies about onshore and shallow water drilling have locked up safer areas. It’s catching up with you. The tragic, unprecedented deep water Gulf oil spill proves it.

-Sarah Palin

Still knocking ‘em dead Sarah. Thank you for all your brilliant efforts. For without them, this site would surely no longer exist (OK this site would exist but it would be a lot less comical).

KFC Fried Chick Double Down (with extra Colonel’s Sauce) & Krispy Kreme Glazed Doughnut

Five Problems Destroying Our Oceans: #1

Garbage

This one is the most obvious. It’s astounding how much of our trash finds its way into the ocean. Animals become easily entangled and trapped in our garbage, and it can destroy delicate sea life like coral and sponges. In addition, sea turtles and dolphins often mistake plastic bags for their favorite foods, jellyfish and squids, choking them or clogging their digestive system. If that’s not bad enough, hopefully the bigger-than-Texas trash vortex (actually twice the size of Texas) in the Pacific Ocean and its smaller cousin in the Atlantic will help serve as a wakeup call.

Five Problems Destroying Our Oceans: #2

Mercury Pollution

Scientists report that our ocean’s mercury levels have risen over 30% the last 20 years, and will increase another 50% in the next few decades. Emissions from coal power plants are the primary culprit, dispensing poisonous mercury that works its way up the food chain, eventually coming to us through the fish we eat. This neurotoxin can alter brain development of fetuses and has been linked with learning problems. And in 2002, several lakes in Norway were found to have a poor state of mercury pollution, with an excess of 1 mg/g of mercury in their sediment.

Five Problems Destroying Our Oceans: #3

Overfishing

Overfishing

Many marine scientists consider overfishing to be the worst impact humans are having on the oceans. The Food and Agriculture Organization estimates that over 70% of the world’s fish species have been entirely exploited or depleted. By capturing fish faster than they can reproduce, we are harming entire ecosystems that interact with those species, from the food they eat to the predators that eat them. These losses make the ecosystems more vulnerable to other disturbances, such as pollution. A complete overhaul of fishing policies, requiring global cooperation, is needed to achieve a sustainable system.

According to a 2008 UN report, the world’s fishing fleets are losing $50 billion USD each year through depleted stocks and poor fisheries management. The report, produced jointly by the World Bank and the UN Food and Agriculture Organization (FAO), asserts that half the world’s fishing fleet could be scrapped with no change in catch. In addition, the biomass of global fish stocks have been allowed to run down to the point where it is no longer possible to catch the amount of fish that could be caught.

Five Problems Destroying Our Oceans: #4

Acidification

The ocean absorbs as much as one third of the CO2 emitted worldwide, which keeps us cooler but makes the ocean surface much more acidic. This has the effect of limiting calcium carbonate needed by coral, plankton, and other marine life that use it to build the skeletal frames and shells that protect them. Between 1751 and 1994 surface ocean pH is estimated to have decreased from approximately 8.179 to 8.104 (a change of −0.075–roughly 25%). Ocean acidification will eventually destroy much marine life if it increases at this rate.

Five Problems Destroying Our Oceans: #5

Gulf of Mexico's Dead Zone

Dead Zones

Dead zones are areas where the sea floor has little to no dissolved oxygen. These areas are often found at the mouths of large rivers, and are caused primarily by fertilizers that are being carried in the runoff. Unfortunately, the lack of oxygen kills many creatures and destroys entire habitats. At our current rate, dead zones will increase by 50% before the end of the century.

Currently the most notorious dead zone is a 22,126 square kilometre (8,543 mi²) region in the Gulf of Mexico, where the Mississippi River dumps high-nutrient runoff from its vast drainage basin, which includes the heart of U.S. agribusiness, the Midwest. The drainage of these nutrients are affecting important shrimp fishing grounds. This is equivalent to a dead zone the size of New Jersey. A dead zone off the coast of Texas where the Brazos River empties into the Gulf was also discovered in July 2007.

Come back each day this week to read up while we countdown to the #1 issue our oceans are faced with.

Texting Behind the Wheel

When you’re driving, do you ever wonder if your texting is truly a danger to you and others? I have plenty of friends who text while driving, including myself, who probably don’t give it much thought. A new study conducted over the last 18 months tells me I should think twice:

The first study of drivers texting inside their vehicles shows that the risk sharply exceeds previous estimates based on laboratory research — and far surpasses the dangers of other driving distractions.

The new study, which entailed outfitting the cabs of long-haul trucks with video cameras over 18 months, found that when the drivers texted, their collision risk was 23 times greater than when not texting.

Try texting at stoplights next time. Save yourself.

[NYTimes]

Meat of the Future?



Meat of the Future?

Overfishing has reduced populations of large, predatory fish, allowing jellyfish to bloom. In some formerly biologically diverse areas of ocean, jellyfish biomass now exceeds that of fish. This shift is likely to continue: Climate change and pollution are changing the ocean chemistry, creating conditions favorable to jellyfish.

What’s more, jellyfish eat fish eggs, so once they become dominant in a marine ecosystem, they tend to be there on a permanent basis. “Jellyfish will be the seafood of the future not because that’s what we want to eat, but because that’s the only option,” says Jennifer Jacquet, a doctoral student at the University of BC’s Fisheries Center.

The Japanese have learned to make the flavorless, nutritionally sparse creatures more palatable; consumers can find jellyfish ice cream, jellyfish biscuits, rum-soaked jellyfish, and even wasabi-flavored jellyfish sold in vending machines.

What the hell? The aid agency Oxfam, pictured here, as totally fucking lost their minds. Kinda funny though.



What the hell? The aid agency Oxfam, pictured here, as totally fucking lost their minds. Kinda funny though.

What do the poor and coral reefs have in common?

Both are getting spanked by the changing climate. Two stories caught my eye yesterday. As they were climate-related, neither were particularly uplifting.

First off, a new report from Oxfam offers a view of the world with a global average temperature rise to 2°C, as well as what’s already happening around the globe. Suffering the Science: Climate change, people and poverty (PDF) goes into greater detail, but in short the report says that hunger, disaster and disease will be the “new normal”. It also explains that at a 5°C rise  billions could die, the poor will bear the grunt of climate change, worker productivity will drop, and that 375 million people will be hit by climate-related disasters in the next decade alone.

Coral Reef Anyone?Next, the title says it all— Reefs could perish by end of century, experts warn. Not only are the world’s oceans already beyond the breaking point for coral reefs (367ppm is the breaking point—we are at 387ppm), but the loss of coral reef ecosystems will no doubt lead to the destruction of a vast amount of life in the oceans, thereby affecting human lives.

When will we learn?

The State of the Climate—and of Climate Science

The State of the Climate—and of Climate Science

In conjunction with the National Science Foundation and the San Francisco Exploratorium, DISCOVER brought together four experts to discuss the reality and meaning of climate change. In a highly nuanced exchange of ideas, these researchers weighed the various scenarios and laid out a road map for navigating the warmer world to come.

Very interesting read on how climate change is happening and how it’s human-related and -driven. Highly recommended reading.


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