Attention all Wal-Mart shoppers:

WASHINGTON TOWNSHIP, N.J. — A 16-year-old boy who police said made an announcement at Walmart ordering all black people in a southern New Jersey store to leave was charged with harassment and bias intimidation, authorities said Saturday.

The boy, whose name is not being released because he is a juvenile, grabbed one of the courtesy phones at Walmart’s Washington Township store Sunday evening and calmly announced: “Attention, Walmart customers: All black people, leave the store now,” police said.

Oh yeah, congratulations to me for making 500 [worthy] posts.

The reality is that everybody shops at Wal-Mart.

Tim Marema, vice president of the Whitesburg, Kentucky-based Center for Rural Strategies

According to reports, Walmart has started selling cheaper, mass-market versions of Thin Mints and Tagalongs (minus the money going to charity part), which means you can get them any time you fancy. It also means you’re maybe shafting an already financially strapped little girl’s group out of a primary source of income.

And just when I thought Wal-Mart had bottomed-out, couldn’t go any lower… Mother fuckers.