Apparently Sarah Palin was approached for a possible future in radio—and then was passed on just as quickly by the largest radio conglomerate in the country, Clear Channel. Do they realize what kind of opportunity they’ve missed out on?! My god, we could have all been blessed with hours and hours of straight talk, hockey mom jargon, all while putting lipstick on our pitbulls.

Actually, I’m with Clear Channel. It takes a little more than a few mildly hot speeches to earn the respect of radio’s best—after all, do you really think Palin could blabber on for a minimum of 2-3 hours straight? She’s got the looks, but unfortunately, this is radio people. No brains, no bones.