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Posts Tagged ‘Humor’

North Korea fears 2012 disaster film

Just when you thought North Korea had decided to keep its big mouth shut about numerous absurdities, this story breaks. I have no doubts that you’ll thoroughly enjoy this one. I can’t wait for the new year!

KABOOM! 2012

North Korea’s government is scrambling to prevent pirated copies of the film 2012 from getting into the country because Pyongyang fears the disaster movie could jinx its lucky year, according to a report.

The regime’s reclusive leader, Kim Jong-il, has said 2012 will be the year that North Korea will “open the grand gates to becoming a rising superpower”.

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mrs spencer pratt

When you take a glance at this photo, tell me you don’t see a woman attempting to be a man. maybe a young ellen degeneres. after all, spencer did date heidi montag–it sort of makes sense in some sick, logical way.

dear readers

im sorry i have been such a ghost lately. ive been busy recording/rehearsing with my band and building a website. i have not died or disappeared completely. here is something to quench your thirst for failure…

Anchor says “Keep Fucking That Chicken” on air

Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a designer bandage. And if a cool bandage isn’t enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! Includes a small toy to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time.

Can’t stop eating my bandages…

The reality is that everybody shops at Wal-Mart.

Tim Marema, vice president of the Whitesburg, Kentucky-based Center for Rural Strategies

Umm.. I don’t.

Google: Searching for "Help"

I was sitting at work, looking at some funny photo feeds, and saw a Google search that returned strange suggestions. If you haven’t noticed, a few months ago, Google introduced “suggestions” to your search queries, which basically shows you popular searches that are similar to your own, based on what you’ve already typed in the search box. I did some tests, and this is what I found. If you have any doubts, just try it yourself.

SEARCH #1

A simple “can a” yields the following suggestions. Notice suggestion #4 and hilarious #6. The last one is pretty good too.

Google Search 1

SEARCH #2

Change the previous search slightly to “can a h” and the responses become incredibly strange. While all the suggestions are peculiar, the first and last are distubing. Good work, humans.

Google Search 2

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Gibraltar Airport… « Aloqmalai

This is a real picture. The runway at Gibraltar airport actually intersects a regular road. I think this might even beat out St. Maarten’s Princess Juliana airport for craziest airport in the world…


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