This Is Why We Fail » comedy

Meg Griffin in the Flesh!

dax — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 19:54:00 +0000

meg griffin in the flesh! its a sad day for fathers everywhere

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dax — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 21:20:35 +0000

Anchor says “Keep Fucking That Chicken” on air

dax — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 18:21:00 +0000

Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a designer bandage. And if a cool bandage isn’t enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! Includes a small toy to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time.

Can’t stop eating my bandages…

Google: Searching for "Help"

dax — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 18:18:00 +0000

I was sitting at work, looking at some funny photo feeds, and saw a Google search that returned strange suggestions. If you haven’t noticed, a few months ago, Google introduced “suggestions” to your search queries, which basically shows you popular searches that are similar to your own, based on what you’ve already typed in the search box. I did some tests, and this is what I found. If you have any doubts, just try it yourself.

SEARCH #1

A simple “can a” yields the following suggestions. Notice suggestion #4 and hilarious #6. The last one is pretty good too.

SEARCH #2

Change the previous search slightly to “can a h” and the responses become incredibly strange. While all the suggestions are peculiar, the first and last are distubing. Good work, humans.