Send us your favorite bullshit failures. We like stories, photos, quotes, links, and videos! NEW! Visit us on . You can also visit us on acebook var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-8108597-1"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}Tumblr (3.0; @thisiswhywefail)http://thisiswhywefail.com/Common weedkiller turns male frogs into females: Ever seen a dude turn into a chick? WASHINGTON...http://thisiswhywefail.com/post/422724209http://thisiswhywefail.com/post/422724209Tue, 02 Mar 2010 16:13:31 -0600Environmentbiologyfrogs<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky9f3wCxWM1qzvnxpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/422278914/the-french-canadian-a-poutine-sandwich-with" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">thisiswhyyourefat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>The French Canadian</b></p> <p>A poutine sandwich with french toast buns topped with maple syrup.</p> <p>(Submitted by Jordan Elgie)</p> <p><span><b><br/></b></span></p> </blockquote>http://thisiswhywefail.com/post/422713106http://thisiswhywefail.com/post/422713106Tue, 02 Mar 2010 16:07:18 -0600thisiswhyyourefatsubmissionim sorry i have been such a ghost lately. ive been busy recording/rehearsing with my band and...http://thisiswhywefail.com/post/397014333http://thisiswhywefail.com/post/397014333Thu, 18 Feb 2010 13:36:00 -0600classifiedshumorSarah Palin has gone and outdone even herself at the Tea Party convention. Here’s a photo...http://thisiswhywefail.com/post/378384517http://thisiswhywefail.com/post/378384517Mon, 08 Feb 2010 12:04:28 -0600sarah palinPope Benedict criticises UK equality legislation: Pope Benedict has criticised the Equality Bill,...http://thisiswhywefail.com/post/372888124http://thisiswhywefail.com/post/372888124Fri, 05 Feb 2010 15:48:50 -0600pope benedict<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx6ddlqo9Z1qzvnxpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>would it really be all that bad if i actually wanted one of these? ugh… <p><a href="http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/368983855/canadian-calzone-poutine-fries-cheese-brown" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">thisiswhyyourefat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Canadian Calzone</b></p> <p>Poutine (fries, cheese & brown gravy) cooked inside a calzone and deep fried.</p> <p>(submitted by Caoer Jess)</p> </blockquote>http://thisiswhywefail.com/post/370671982http://thisiswhywefail.com/post/370671982Thu, 04 Feb 2010 09:28:08 -0600I’ve been criticized about how liberally this blog positions itself, or how one-sided it is. I...http://thisiswhywefail.com/post/367048626http://thisiswhywefail.com/post/367048626Tue, 02 Feb 2010 09:29:46 -0600conservativesrepublicansobamaTPM<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx0j5auqJK1qzzvino1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I will never get an erection again.</p> <p>(Submitted by Taylor Y.)</p> <p>Update: I originally posted this because I thought it was Donatella Versace. Turns out this isn’t her, but an Italian countess often mistaken for her by the paparazzi, according to Gawker. I don’t want to alarm anybody, but this means there’s now TWO Bacon Monster with Implants out there. I’ll be under my bed—not getting erections.</p>http://thisiswhywefail.com/post/359684545http://thisiswhywefail.com/post/359684545Fri, 29 Jan 2010 08:34:22 -0600<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwkeojoW3h1qzvnxpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/346169001/doughnut-upside-down-cake-a-bed-of-brown-sugar" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">thisiswhyyourefat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Doughnut Upside Down Cake</b></p> <p>A bed of brown sugar and butter topped by a layer of 12 mini doughnuts baked inside of cake mix and topped with heavy whipping cream and brown sugar.</p> <p>(submitted by Sal via <a href="http://www.cakespy.com/" target="_blank">CakeSpy</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://thisiswhywefail.com/post/359680047http://thisiswhywefail.com/post/359680047Fri, 29 Jan 2010 08:30:16 -0600<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://widgets.accesshollywood.com/o/482a0d55893fbe3f/4b576b63517646eb/4b570cf8c8c88b65/fab96571/-cpid/a75c73843220f153" id="W482a0d55893fbe3f4b576b63517646eb" width="400" height="400"><param name="movie" value="http://widgets.accesshollywood.com/o/482a0d55893fbe3f/4b576b63517646eb/4b570cf8c8c88b65/fab96571/-cpid/a75c73843220f153" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowNetworking" value="all" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /></object><br/><br/><p>Watch this interview—the failure that is Heidi Montag</p>http://thisiswhywefail.com/post/344746896http://thisiswhywefail.com/post/344746896Wed, 20 Jan 2010 14:46:31 -0600heidi montagplastic surgery“This is the first time I have been cheated on (to my knowledge) and man, it sucks. I had...http://thisiswhywefail.com/post/330652936http://thisiswhywefail.com/post/330652936Tue, 12 Jan 2010 09:11:37 -0600the bachelorEntertainmentIs It This Easy to Pull Straight Nude Pics From Airport Scanners? [NSFW]: The Drudge Report has an...http://thisiswhywefail.com/post/323759278http://thisiswhywefail.com/post/323759278Fri, 08 Jan 2010 13:57:47 -0600airport scannersgovernmentcensorshipConservative critics have begun a new chapter in film review: Ignoring the merits of a great film...http://thisiswhywefail.com/post/320282234http://thisiswhywefail.com/post/320282234Wed, 06 Jan 2010 15:06:00 -0600avatarconservativesfilm<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvsl6rKjgP1qzzvino1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>And the Japanese fail of 2009 is…. Giant, Two-Legged Tadpole Snuggie!</p>http://thisiswhywefail.com/post/318566285http://thisiswhywefail.com/post/318566285Tue, 05 Jan 2010 15:04:00 -06002009<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvsi510av91qzzvino1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>One of the biggest fails of 2009…</p>http://thisiswhywefail.com/post/318490038http://thisiswhywefail.com/post/318490038Tue, 05 Jan 2010 13:58:13 -06002009<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvfe9vs9Qe1qzvnxpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/306488896/mcdonalds-holiday-pie-custard-baked-in-a" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">thisiswhyyourefat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>McDonald’s Holiday Pie</b></p> <p>Custard baked in a confetti cake batter pocket.</p> <p>(via <a href="http://twitpic.com/slp8l" target="_blank">tannersveen</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://thisiswhywefail.com/post/316702255http://thisiswhywefail.com/post/316702255Mon, 04 Jan 2010 13:42:14 -0600Man Arrested for DWI on Snowmobile on Hwy 169 : stuffaboutminneapolis: A man who’s been convicted...http://thisiswhywefail.com/post/304967195http://thisiswhywefail.com/post/304967195Mon, 28 Dec 2009 15:43:25 -0600“Bush-era Democrats weren’t nearly as determined to frustrate the majority party, at any cost,...http://thisiswhywefail.com/post/293383867http://thisiswhywefail.com/post/293383867Mon, 21 Dec 2009 08:13:36 -0600Paul Krugman<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19oosrd3pt4WgmBe6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/289095828/spam-wontons-mushroom-stuffed-with-spam-mayo-and" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">thisiswhyyourefat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Spam Wontons</b></p> <p>Mushroom stuffed with Spam, mayo and garlic, wrapped in a wonton skin and deep fried.</p> <p>(Submitted by Clara Chung)</p> </blockquote>http://thisiswhywefail.com/post/291102976http://thisiswhywefail.com/post/291102976Sat, 19 Dec 2009 20:55:17 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuhq3jOjiu1qzzvino1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hey Adam and Rihanna! How are the 80s treating you guys?</p>http://thisiswhywefail.com/post/278937698http://thisiswhywefail.com/post/278937698Fri, 11 Dec 2009 07:42:55 -0600