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Sarah Palin has gone and outdone even herself at the Tea Party convention. Here’s a photo taken during a speech in which she mocked President Obama for his use of a teleprompter, which reveals several notes written on her left hand.

Take a closer look:
Well played, Quitter Palin.
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Link: Pope Benedict criticises UK equality legislation
Pope Benedict has criticised the Equality Bill, currently going through Parliament, claiming it ‘violates the natural law’.
Church leaders are said to be worried that the bill might expose them to legal challenges if they refuse to employ openly gay people or transsexuals.
The Pope has confirmed that he will visit Britain later this year – the first papal visit to the UK since John Paul II’s in 1982.
Hit the jump for video.
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would it really be all that bad if i actually wanted one of these? ugh…
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Poutine (fries, cheese & brown gravy) cooked inside a calzone and deep fried.
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I’ve been criticized about how liberally this blog positions itself, or how one-sided it is. I wish I could say that those complaints apply to this story, but the pure fact that this story and these numbers are true—casts all doubt aside about the majority of the republican movement. Hopefully, not all conservatives are a part of this ‘comic relief’.
A new Daily Kos/Research poll, conducted among 2,000 self-identified Republican respondents nationwide, gives an interesting peek into the psyche of the minority party’s base. Kos has not yet released the full numbers, but here are some early results:
• 39% of Republicans want President Obama to be impeached.
• 63% think Obama is a socialist.
• Only 42% believe Obama was born in the United States.
• 21% think ACORN stole the 2008 election — that is, that Obama didn’t actually win it, and isn’t legitimately the president, with 55% saying they are “not sure.” This number is actually significantly lower than it was in a similar question from Public Policy Polling (D) back in November, which said that 52% of Republicans thought ACORN stole it. So does this mean Obama is gaining ground among Republicans? As it is, only just over 20% of Republicans will say that Obama actually won the election.
• 53% think Sarah Palin is more qualified than Obama to be president.
• 23% want to secede from the United States.
• 73% think gay people should not be allowed to teach in public schools. This position puts the GOP base well to the right of none other than Ronald Reagan, who helped defeat the Briggs Initiative, a 1978 referendum in California that would have forbidden gays or people who advocated gay rights from teaching in public schools.
• 31% want contraception to be outlawed.
Source: TPM
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Doughnut Upside Down Cake
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Doughnut Upside Down Cake
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I will never get an erection again.
(Submitted by Taylor Y.)
Update: I originally posted this because I thought it was Donatella Versace. Turns out this isn’t her, but an Italian countess often mistaken for her by the paparazzi, according to Gawker. I don’t want to alarm anybody, but this means there’s now TWO Bacon Monster with Implants out there. I’ll be under my bed—not getting erections.