Chinese Gov’t to Rioters: Please Die
URUMQI, China — As northwest China’s Xinjiang Uighur Autonomous Region settled into tense stillness on Wednesday after three days of deadly ethnic violence, a Communist Party leader from the region pledged to seek the death penalty for anyone behind the strife that state news reports say claimed at least 156 lives.
Good work China—you sure showed them. FAIL.
Update: I just realized my mistake. The title of this post is all wrong. The Chinese would never say “please” when they want people to die.


