Is It Really Illegal To Put Boogers in a Sandwich?
Two North Carolina Domino’s employees were fired Tuesday after videos of their kitchen antics became overnight YouTube sensations. In the clips, one employee stuffs cheese up his nose and waves salami near his rear end before putting these ingredients on a sandwich. On Wednesday, both employees were slapped with felony charges. Wait—is it really a felony to put boogers in someone’s food?…If the hapless Domino’s employees are convicted, they could get up to one year in jail.
One year in jail. For THIS?! (see below). Listen, I’m glad there are laws that discourage people from spitting in my food, but one year in the slammer is completely absurd.


