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Palin One-Ups Herself
Sarah Palin has gone and outdone even herself at the Tea Party convention. Here’s a photo taken during a speech in which she mocked President Obama for his use of a teleprompter, which reveals several notes written on her left hand.

Take a closer look:

Well played, Quitter Palin.
POSTED Feb 08 2010 @ 12:04 //
POSTED Feb 05 2010 @ 15:48 //
would it really be all that bad if i actually wanted one of these? ugh… 

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Canadian Calzone
Poutine (fries, cheese & brown gravy) cooked inside a calzone and deep fried.
(submitted by Caoer Jess)

would it really be all that bad if i actually wanted one of these? ugh…

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Canadian Calzone

Poutine (fries, cheese & brown gravy) cooked inside a calzone and deep fried.

(submitted by Caoer Jess)

POSTED Feb 04 2010 @ 9:28 //
Republicans: A Recent Polling
I’ve been criticized about how liberally this blog positions itself, or how one-sided it is. I wish I could say that those complaints apply to this story, but the pure fact that this story and these numbers are true—casts all doubt aside about the majority of the republican movement. Hopefully, not all conservatives are a part of this ‘comic relief’.


A new Daily Kos/Research poll, conducted among 2,000 self-identified Republican respondents nationwide, gives an interesting peek into the psyche of the minority party’s base. Kos has not yet released the full numbers, but here are some early results:

• 39% of Republicans want President Obama to be impeached.

• 63% think Obama is a socialist.

• Only 42% believe Obama was born in the United States.

• 21% think ACORN stole the 2008 election — that is, that Obama didn’t actually win it, and isn’t legitimately the president, with 55% saying they are “not sure.” This number is actually significantly lower than it was in a similar question from Public Policy Polling (D) back in November, which said that 52% of Republicans thought ACORN stole it. So does this mean Obama is gaining ground among Republicans? As it is, only just over 20% of Republicans will say that Obama actually won the election.

• 53% think Sarah Palin is more qualified than Obama to be president.

• 23% want to secede from the United States.

• 73% think gay people should not be allowed to teach in public schools. This position puts the GOP base well to the right of none other than Ronald Reagan, who helped defeat the Briggs Initiative, a 1978 referendum in California that would have forbidden gays or people who advocated gay rights from teaching in public schools.

• 31% want contraception to be outlawed.

Source: TPM

POSTED Feb 02 2010 @ 9:29 //
I will never get an erection again.

(Submitted by Taylor Y.)

Update: I originally posted this because I thought it was Donatella Versace. Turns out this isn’t her, but an Italian countess often mistaken for her by the paparazzi, according to Gawker. I don’t want to alarm anybody, but this means there’s now TWO Bacon Monster with Implants out there. I’ll be under my bed—not getting erections.

I will never get an erection again.

(Submitted by Taylor Y.)

Update: I originally posted this because I thought it was Donatella Versace. Turns out this isn’t her, but an Italian countess often mistaken for her by the paparazzi, according to Gawker. I don’t want to alarm anybody, but this means there’s now TWO Bacon Monster with Implants out there. I’ll be under my bed—not getting erections.

POSTED Jan 29 2010 @ 8:34 //
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Doughnut Upside Down Cake
A bed of brown sugar and butter topped by a layer of 12 mini doughnuts baked inside of cake mix and topped with heavy whipping cream and brown sugar.
(submitted by Sal via CakeSpy)

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Doughnut Upside Down Cake

A bed of brown sugar and butter topped by a layer of 12 mini doughnuts baked inside of cake mix and topped with heavy whipping cream and brown sugar.

(submitted by Sal via CakeSpy)

POSTED Jan 29 2010 @ 8:30 //
Watch


Watch this interview—the failure that is Heidi Montag

POSTED Jan 20 2010 @ 14:46 //
quoteThis is the first time I have been cheated on (to my knowledge) and man, it sucks. I had started to develop feelings for Rozlyn and that’s why I had given her a rose. … I was so hurt by both of their decisions, but I reminded myself that I still had 14 amazing women there for me, so I composed myself and moved on.
— Jake Pavelka, The Bachelor
POSTED Jan 12 2010 @ 9:11 //
POSTED Jan 08 2010 @ 13:57 //
Conservatives damning Avatar as leftist propaganda

Conservative critics have begun a new chapter in film review: Ignoring the merits of a great film and ridiculing the incidental political landscape of the film itself. According to the Los Angeles Times, right-wing commentators have been lining up to slam Cameron’s film as a soiled, suspect product of Obama’s America. Have they forgotten that Avatar has been in the making for past 4 years? Last I checked, Obama was elected just over a year ago. Well played critics.

Through their polarized spectacles, they stared at the faraway planet of Pandora and perceived a dubious pro-environmental message and a thinly-veiled onslaught against American imperialism. And they do not like what they see.

Armond White of the New York Press claimed Avatar “misrepresents the facts of militarism, capitalism and imperialism” and described it as “a guilt-ridden 9/11 death wish”. This view is echoed by John Nolte on his Big Hollywood blog, who dubbed it “a Death Wish for leftists; a simplistic, revisionist revenge fantasy”.
Based on their behavior and their motives, the characters that died or lost the battle in the end deserved it, and I’m not sure that’s really up for debate. When has killing natives for resources and land ever been acceptable? Oh yeah.
According to John Podhoretz, the film critic for the Weekly Standard, the film “asks the audience to root for the defeat of American soldiers at the hands of an insurgency”, which makes it “a deep expression of anti-Americanism”.
While the corporation did seem to speak American English, what facts do we have to show that the group was in fact American, and not just an Earth-borne directorate? Regardless, the audience didn’t seem to have a problem with it either way, and the “expression of anti-Americanism” is complete bullshit, conservative or liberal. And just for fun, I’d like to point out that this insurgency (an armed rebellion against a constituted authority—in this case, natives attempting to protect their homeland from destruction) doesn’t seem to be all that different from what happened in Iraq over the past 8 years.
However, Govindini Murty, a writer on the conservative website Libertas, offers a crumb of comfort. “Even though Avatar has an incredibly disturbing anti-human, anti-military, anti-western world view, it has incredible spectacle and technology and great film-making to capture people’s attention,” Murty writes. “The politics are going right over people’s heads.”
There’s a big difference between the message of a movie “going right over people’s heads” and the audience basically agreeing with the movie wholeheartedly. In fact, if you actually watched the movie, and thought about it, these left-sided critics are playing out the role of the corporation and military from the film pretty well I’d say. Bravo!

Our political system has come so far in the past few years. By prime example, compulsive conservatives are attempting to turn a movie that’s earned $1b+ at movie theaters, using the term ‘propaganda’ no less, into a political javelin. No shame whatsoever. And clearly, the public is appalled as well. Rebel!

POSTED Jan 06 2010 @ 15:06 //
And the Japanese fail of 2009 is…. Giant, Two-Legged Tadpole Snuggie!

And the Japanese fail of 2009 is…. Giant, Two-Legged Tadpole Snuggie!

POSTED Jan 05 2010 @ 15:04 //
One of the biggest fails of 2009…

One of the biggest fails of 2009…

POSTED Jan 05 2010 @ 13:58 //
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McDonald’s Holiday Pie
Custard baked in a confetti cake batter pocket.
(via tannersveen)

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McDonald’s Holiday Pie

Custard baked in a confetti cake batter pocket.

(via tannersveen)

POSTED Jan 04 2010 @ 13:42 //
POSTED Dec 28 2009 @ 15:43 //
quoteBush-era Democrats weren’t nearly as determined to frustrate the majority party, at any cost, as Obama-era Republicans. Certainly, Democrats never did anything like what Republicans did last week: G.O.P. senators held up spending for the Defense Department — which was on the verge of running out of money — in an attempt to delay action on health care.
— Paul Krugman
POSTED Dec 21 2009 @ 8:13 //
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